Oh, Theo

Theo, Theo, Theo.

Did what we had mean nothing to you?

I suppose you'd say it didn't, what with you not even knowing me and all. But I think I loved you enough for both of us.

And then you go and pull something like this.

~weeps~

You know, despite some of your boneheaded maneuvers lately (I mean, come on, how much did you pay for JD-fucking-Drew again?), you were my third favorite of all my sports-related fantasy boyfriends.

And you had to up and throw it aaaalll away. Let's just say that marrying some ho is infinitely more upsetting than the Drew deal. I shan't be getting over this one!

(Until you get divorced and stuff. Hehehe.)