Good god! Didn't I invent the weekly numbers to be...weekly?It's been months! Which, I suppose, ought to be the first official number of this, the reinstatement of the Weekly Numbahs.
4: Number of months since the last Weekly Numbers. For shame, Fu, for shame....
8: Current number of episodes of "The Wonder Years" stored on my DVR. But come on! I found out it was coming out in syndication, I figure I will record all the episodes from the very first one, figure out how to burn them on DVD's, sell them on Ebay and make a fortune! It's gold, GOLD I tell you! They won't ever come out on DVD, apparently, because the music rights are so hard and expensive to obtain. I'm not sure, but I feel like it's Michael Jackson's fault.
3: Number of times I've watched the pilot of "The Wonder Years" since I first recorded it last week. Man, this show was probably my all-time favorite show growing up. It was so much better than freaking "Full House" or "Growing Pains" or any of that other shite. Too bad Kevin Arnold grew up to be so dorky looking, but his involvement in both this and "The Princess Bride" cements him in my official "Fu Will Always Love Forever" group.
(Oh my god, though, seriously, this show is so f'n good. The one that was on tonight was when Kevin broke up with Becky Slater--who was so badass, by the way, so much better than that prissbag Winnie Cooper--and she punches him in the face. Then he has a "Star Trek" dream sequence with him as Kirk, Paul as Spock, and Becky and Winnie dressed up as go-go pussycat Fem-Bot alien life forms that attack them. It was SO good.)
6: Approximate number of inches taller Winnie Cooper was than Kevin Arnold in these first season episodes.
About 20: Number of cigarettes smoked in the first three months of the year...which is actually pretty good when you consider that about 18 of them were smoked all in one bad weekend.
About 20,000: Number of cigarettes smoked over Easter weekend. Man, oh, man. On the Stairmaster tonight it felt like my lungs were going to leap up into the back of my throat and start seeping out through my ears.)
2.5: Number of days in a row I went without feeding my cats this weekend. I was distracted! One of them could use it, too. They're fine. Shut up!
48: Number of hours it took between me meeting a really cute guy that told my friend Alicia he liked me, and him being all over one of my best friends instead. Good times!
1: Pounds of chocolate consumed in the last two days since the no-candy Lent period ended.
18: Minutes until I give up candy again, for at least another two weeks. It's clearly just necessary.
12: Number of times I voted for "American Idol" tonight. I know, I know.
8: Days until I get to go to D.C. for the weekend!
134,487: Number of cigarettes I will probably smoke, with or without the damn smoking ban.
5-10: Inches of snow expected Thursday night. (Seriously? SERIOUSLY???)
21: Confirmed Jack Bauer kills on the season. Can you even imagine actually being Jack Bauer? "Jack, what'd you do yesterday?" "I killed 21 people, including my own brother and former colleague, in about the first 18 hours I was awake...and god knows how many after that. What did YOU do?"
0: Number of things I have left to say....
Will try to make the next set of numbers more interesting...when they come out. Next quarter.
3 comments:
1. Did you ever see the photo in my office of me, Jen and Fred Savage from when we were in college? It involves bangs and taffeta - awesome (which tells you how long ago it was taken - wow, I'm old).
2. I voted for Blake 5 times. You are not alone.
Ok as one of my all time favorite bloggers this is absolutely positively my favorite entry to date. Long live Fu.
Heather, I think we're both embarassed enough about the Fred Savage photo...there was no need to bring it up. ;-)
Aagro: Wow, thanks. And here I thought it kinda blew. One man's trash...
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