Facefirst Facing Fu

Good: Fu's strep throat has cleared up, she feels better.

Good: She's still been tired the last couple days, so she's been doing her yoga tape in lieu of going to the gym.

Good: She's enjoying the yoga tape enough that she actually hauled her ass out of bed a half hour earlier this morning to do it before work (I know!!!)

Bad: She did this on only four hours sleep, as she is apparently incapable of buying a book and taking a few days to read it (unless of course that book is the Ben Franklin biography she has owned for a loooong time now and is only about three quarters of the way through), and she stayed up until 3 in the morning finishing fricking Jemima J, a relatively crap-ass chick lit book involving a girl losing 100 pounds in like, six months, and not having any excess skin or anything to deal with, and instead just being a little size-2 type who gets mistook for movie stars. Please!!!!!!!!

Very Bad: A porcine feline plopping down under Fu's downward-facing dog and roly-polying around, cutely. Then, when Fu is supposed to be concentrating on sticking her leg straight up behind her in the same position, said kitty choosing to start licking her ankle. Cue faceplant!

Good: Baked Tostito Scoops and salsa!

Very, Very, Very Bad: Matthew Perry on a third season episode of "Friends" on TBS right now, weighing about 83 pounds and sporting the most pubetastic goatee I've ever seen. I loved his "on crack" season, but my god man. Incidentally, this was indeed the best season of the show, before it turned into the gay-ass "Friends in Love."

Indescribably Awesome: The Las Vegas Real World reunion show. As in, all seven of them, back living in that fricking hotel again and bitch-slapping eachother. Update: Steven is balding, Frank has gone retarded (or maybe he always was retarded?), and Trishelle is still a huge ho that looks a little bit like a duck.