November 24, 2006

My Parents Are Grosser Than Your Parents

"Will you STOP spitting in the trash can???"

"Where am I supposed to spit??"

"You could try not spitting at all, or at least the sink."

"That would be disgusting."

"Well what if I need to get something out of the trash and I touch your spit?"

"There is no way my spit is more disgusting than your breath. What did you EAT?"

Yep, these are my parents.

(Days until I move: 7)

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